#incorrect ot3

[batserebus]

Eliot: Love is a weakness and an evolutionary mistake.

Sophie: You’re literally making flower crowns for Parker and Hardison as we speak.

Eliot, pointing a rose stem threateningly: You’re on thin fucking ice.

[xxmiserysmilesxx]

MoShenShang Brainrot Memes:

shen qingqiu, clutching his side: qinghua. shang qinghua: yeah??? shen qingqiu: you know all those times you mentioned binghe carrying his wives “bridal style”? shang qinghua: yeah??? shen qinqiu: did you ever specify how demon bridal style actually works?? shang qinghua: … um. shen qingqiu: BECAUSE I ASKED MOBEI-JUN TO PICK ME UP THAT WAY AND HE JUST THREW ME OVER HIS SHOULDER LIKE A SACK OF RICE.

meanwhile shang qinghua is panicking remembering all the times mobei jun has carried him like that

[pretty-boy-baby-girl]

Garcia buys her and Reid matching/complimentary outfits. Reid finds it highly amusing.

Every now and then, he and Garcia will coordinate their fits and show up to the office in the same outfit at which point everyone busts up laughing. (Partly because it's always startling to see Reid in anything even half as outlandish as what Garcia usually wears, and partly because of Morgan's reactions every time.)

Garcia does a pretty good job of getting an even number of matching outfits for both her eccentric style and Reid's more neutral one.

And yes, this does mean that Reid sometimes wears dresses, skirts, and high heels.

The first time Garcia and Reid walked into the bullpen wearing matching checkerboard dresses with chess pieces patterned across them (I'm imagining they were custom made and are supposed to reflect a moment in an actual chess match of some sort which Reid was over the moon about bc hes a dork and Garcia knows it) and little black pumps (because Reid wasn't tall enough already) with both of their hair up in half pony tails and matching glasses, Morgan tripped over his own feet and almost ate it right there in the middle of the bullpen because holy shit his Baby Girl and his Pretty Boy are stunning and hold up he needs a minute.

Spencer, walking into the bullpen with Penelope: *info dumping about the chess match modeled on their dresses*

Morgan, getting coffee across the room: *chokes on his own spit and almost drops his mug because he's busy staring at Spence and Penny*

Prentiss, walking up beside him and slapping him on the back as he coughs: lmao real smooth, Derek. *sips at her own coffee*

JJ: *enters the bullpen in a pencil skirt and an off the shoulder blouse, her hair put up in a bun*

Prentiss: *chokes on her coffee, unable to tear her eyes away from JJ*

Derek: lmao real smooth, Emily. *walks away laughing*

[leverage-ot3]

[hisbucky]

Tommy: ... Eddie: ... Chris: ... Buck: So I've tallied up the votes, and it looks like we've reached a unanimous decision for a 30/30/40 split of my free time when necessary, in favor of Christopher. Tommy: Oh, thank fuck. Eddie: Tell me why was that more stressful than any emergency I've been in. Chris: You two losers are lucky I decided to be magnanimous and give up my share of Buck time. Buck, fondly: I'm sure they feel very lucky that we have the best kid we could ask for.

[incorrect-ironwidow]

[Zetian and Yizhi are kissing]

Shimin, drunk: [moves Zetian away from Yizhi so he can kiss Yizhi]

Yizhi, also drunk: [kisses Shimin like he was kissing Zetian]

Shimin, finally opening his eyes: WOAH, WHAT THE FUCK? I thought I was kissing Zetian!

Zetian also drunk, now laying on the ground: I thought so too.

[the-skys-a-social-construct]

Hardison: Don’t worry. We’ll watch your back.

Client: Oh yeah? Who watches yours?

Parker: *smiles*

Eliot: *appearing out of the shadows*

Eliot: *hair flip*

Eliot: *looks really cool*

Eliot: *another hair flip*

Eliot: That… would be me.

[autisticzenitsu]

*On a hike* Tanjiro: It’s beautiful out here. Zenitsu: And quiet. Tanjiro: Too quiet. Zenitsu: Did we lose someone? *cut to Inosuke with a bear in a headlock*

[amorvincitomniamore]

Arya: Jon, can you light the torch? Jon Snow: You two are the only light I need in my life. Daenerys: So sweet. We can't see, though.

[allegras-sunflower]

[shawn-meets-world]

Totally Accurate BMW Quotes #6

[ijustgotherebro]

*Vaggie walks by*

Charlie: nice ass

Emily: do not lust in your heart Jesus your right

[lucy-frostblade]

eliot: love is a weakness and an evolutionary mistake. sophie: you're literally making flower crowns for parker and hardison as we speak eliot, pointing a rose stem threateningly: you're on thin fucking ice

[mischievous-thunder]

[expectiations]

River / the Doctor / Missy: what’s up guys, i’m back literally everyone else: what the- you can’t be here, you’re dead. i literally saw you die River / the Doctor / Missy: death is a social construct

[hisbucky]

Eddie: Never have I ever broke my best friend's ankle to get attention from a crush. Buck, glares: Never have I ever went on dates with someone who looked like my dead wife. Tommy: Never have I ever raised a kid with another man without being in a relationship with them. Eddie: ... Buck: ... Tommy, calmly drinks his beer: Now that the two of you have settled down, I believe I was promised some cuddling tonight.